So, let me recap a convo I had in the elevator in my building yesterday afternoon.
I get on the elevator, and a visiting (I know this because he had to buzz in) old man got in after me. He’s going up to the sixth floor; me, the seventh. I uncovered my sleeping Jamayia, to make sure she was getting air. Old Man, seeing a baby, needed to take a peek inside her seat.
Old Man: Oh, what a cutie!
Me: Thank you.
Old Man: Wow, look at all that hair!! **he reaches out and touches the hair**
Me: Yep…She’s got a lot.
Old Man: Is it real?
Me (in my head first): What tha business?!! What do you mean is it real? I didn’t know that they made WIGS for babies!!! What kinda ignorance….
Me (outloud): It sure is.
Old Man: Can I have some? **takes off his hat to reveal a mostly bald head with bits of long, white hair in some places** I could use some of that hair.
Then the door opened and he got off.
So, maybe one of my loyal readers can fill me in. Do they really make toupées for babies?